I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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