whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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