How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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