question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
