your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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