The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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