Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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