Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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