Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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