He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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