You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Just took my morning after pill in the library
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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