stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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