It's like God shit irony all over that family
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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