She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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