You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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