these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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