I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I have already put on my inside pants.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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