Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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