we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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