I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Also, beer. Big fan.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
