Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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