Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
You are the jesus of drinking
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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