question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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