Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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