Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
just tell him i said nine months
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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