Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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