I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Randomize
