sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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