do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
love makes seman taste better
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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