She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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