real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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