summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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