Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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