that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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