Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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