Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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