Pappa wants mamma naked
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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