i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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