So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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