You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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