Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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