I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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