He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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