Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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