My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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