So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I checked into jail on foursquare
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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