plz talk dirty to me
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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