Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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