David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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