I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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