i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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