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my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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