my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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