Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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