i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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